I Want To Make My Own Dress

MI ..

as a mother there is only one and this Sunday is Mother's Day and I really believe q mothers do work worthy of welcome as long as we support tooodas our eggs (TooDo the meaning of the word) , here is a mail I got today .. is life, but it is laugh mate .. you enjoy it and if they have their mother around, like it more and at least Sunday not Fuck peee:)

taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

'If you are going to kill, do it outside! I just finished cleaning! "

taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet!"

taught me LOGIC

'Because I said so! Therefore ... period! "

I taught

PREDICT THE FUTURE 'Always wear clean underwear and complete, so if you have an accident. "

taught me IRONY 'Keep crying and I'll give you a real reason for mourn. "

taught me to be thrifty

'Save the tears for when I die! "

taught me

OSMOSIS "Shut up and eat!" He taught me twitching

'Look at the dirt you have on your neck! Roll over! "

taught me strength and will

'You'll sit there until you eat everything. "

taught me

WEATHER "It looks like a hurricane went through your room!" I taught MESURE

'Te I've said a million times that you are not exaggerated! "

taught me LIFE CYCLE

'I brought you into this world, and I can take it! "

taught me TO CHANGE BEHAVIOR PATTERNS

'Stop acting like your father! "

taught me

ENVY

'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who do not have a mom as wonderful as yours! "

I taught ventriloquism

'Do not answer me! Shut up and answer me! Why did you do? "

taught me DENTISTRY

'answer me again and I hereunto set their teeth on the wall! "

RIGHTEOUSNESS taught me 'I'll kick right one! "

colorful phrases are the ones I do remember my dear mother thank them .. my mom to have this "humble blogger"

because thanks to it, I have a laugh so exaggerated

through it, I have a discerning palate (because their food is too good and differentiate maaalas meals)

through it, I laugh at myself without roches (and insult me, by myself ..)

through it, I'm here, guys,

through it (called Olga), I like the wine that the chela

through it, is that there is true love, there must be delivery

thanks to her, is what a mother all in one

:) pasito "I got a poem?, kisses tooodos: D